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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 14, 2025
I have found that everything wants to kill you. For some things, like fast food, or riding a bike, it just takes longer.
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Devin J. Monroe (1983 - )  
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
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Eve Babitz  
Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)  
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